13 8 / 2012

David Bowie got you to make him a sandwich.

David Bowie got you to make him a sandwich.

12 8 / 2012

David Bowie sets a model airplane on fire so he can light his cigarette.

David Bowie sets a model airplane on fire so he can light his cigarette.

11 8 / 2012

David Bowie cuts his own birthday cake.

David Bowie cuts his own birthday cake.

10 8 / 2012

David Bowie judges you.

David Bowie judges you.

09 8 / 2012

David Bowie attempts to recapture his youth.

David Bowie attempts to recapture his youth.

08 8 / 2012

David Bowie gives you the finger.

David Bowie gives you the finger.

07 8 / 2012

David Bowie wears tight pants.

David Bowie wears tight pants.

06 8 / 2012

David Bowie reads your shitty screenplay.

David Bowie reads your shitty screenplay.

05 8 / 2012

David Bowie gets pink eye.

David Bowie gets pink eye.

04 8 / 2012

David Bowie poses for a photograph with a fan.

David Bowie poses for a photograph with a fan.